So this is the story of how I walked into Black Market Canna and said, and I quote, “I’m not afraid.”
This was the first time I went to Black Market, before it became my usual dispensary to pick stuff up at. I was slightly in awe/stunned by the place and when one of the budtenders came up to me, I panicked a little. I said that I was looking for a Sativa to get me right after infusions. She said: “Do you have a preferred percentage at all or are you looking at infused pre-rolls.”
My brain froze a little. I hadn’t really had anything strong before but I was open to it. Variety IS the spice of life, after all. So I opened my mouth and uttered the words “I’m not afraid” and she smiled. She guided me over to the tablet and showed me this. My stomach kinda dropped at the 46.99% THCa content but in for a penny, in for a pound, I say. So I full sent it and ended up with this. It’s infused with live resin and crusted in diamonds. Here we go.
Strain name: Chernobyl
Strain type: Sativa hybrid (80:20)
Percentage: 46.99%
Date of production/expiration: 11/04/25
Date of testing (if applicable): N/A
Where Purchased (if applicable): Black Market Canna
Price (if applicable): $14.16
Amount smoked: .5 gram
Grind (if applicable): This was a tough one to do. The grind is fine with some larger chunks in it but overall it’s very fine. I couldn’t get all the crystals off the paper so, like the fool I am, I cut up the paper and included it in. See below for my horrible amalgamation.
Aroma: It’s got a very sweet smell to it, almost like pineapple. Other than that, standard cannabis.
Taste: Not really noticeable at my dosage.
High: This is the weirdest high. I’ve had my fair share of strains and each one of them have had something to them. Some of them were sleepier, some highly functional, some of them cerebral, some body focused, you name it. But they all had a schtick. This one…does not. If you could order a generic version of cannabis, this would be it. I am high, don’t get me wrong. VERY high. But there’s nothing to it. It’s surreal.
This stuff, this stuff is all about the destination and not the drive. It doesn’t care about the drive, it’s opening rifts in the time-space continuum just to get there faster. It will get you high and keep you there and that’s all it’ll do. Interestingly, I can get the appeal of that. It mimics the Jim Beam Whites of the booze industry: no fuss, no muss beverages that get ya drunk. So I can see it. And it does that spectacularly. At 47.99%, it Gets. You. There. Would I buy it again? Eh, maybe for when I have one of those days. Y’know the kinds of days where nothing goes right and you just need a win somewhere? Yeah, this is perfect for that. This is an infused joint that screams “all is wrong with the world and I need something to get me RIGHT.”